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tempestuously) wrote2005-02-05 10:11 pm
tempestuously) wrote2005-02-05 10:11 pm
Yugioh: Live-Action
So yeah, Tom and I were in line for the Phantom and we started talking about "Finding Neverland." I was talking about how sweet the creator of Peter Pan was and how he generally appreciated children and not in the sick pedophile way. Then since I had Yugioh still on the brain, I added that he was just like Kaiba in this aspect. I soon realized I virtually compared Kaiba to Johnny Depp. It was a lame joke but Tom played along saying he could totally see Depp playing Kaiba in the live-action Yugioh movie. After this, we just started randomly assigning actors to characters with no particular reason or appeal.
Yugioh: The Live-Action Version
Reaping the Living
Orlando Bloom--Yugi Mutou
-This was of the reasoning that Orlando and Depp just make a good team.
Kevin Spacey--Yami
-We haven't decided whether he's just dubbed over Bloom or whether he's supposed to be physically represented.
Johnny Depp--Seto Kaiba
-The crack that started this whole mess.
Colin Farrell--Jounouchi Katsuya
-My belief that Farrell has to be in any movie I would remotely watch just to piss me off and always in the role least suited to him.
Ralph Fienes--Ryou Bakura
-Tom's choice.
Frankie Muniz--Mokuba Kaiba
-Finding child actors is hard and it was either this or Tom's choice of Joaquin Phoenix.
Lindsay Lohan--Anzu
-I like neither particularly so it works.
Russel Crowe--Honda
-You can blame Tom for the whackness that is this.
Adrien Brody--Malik Ishtar
-Tom's convinced Brody would fly about licking things.
Cameron Diaz--Mai
-*shrugs*
Elijah Wood--Otogi
-I have NO idea. Blame Tom.
Robert De Niro--Black Magician
-It would just be too hilarious.
Christopher Walken--Pegasus
-Tom says every movie needs Walken.
Nicole Kidman--Blue Eyes White Dragon
-The BEWD would be done with cheesy laser lights.
Danny DeVito--Kuriboh
-We are aware that Kuriboh never speaks.
Michelle Pfeiffer--Black Magician Girl
-I think Tom has some fetish with both of these chicks.
Oh yeah, the Sennen Puzzle would be a ring, the Sennen Ring would be a dangly earring, the Sennen Eye would be an eyepatch with the Egyptian symbol drawn over it, and the Sennen Rod would be a huge-ass battle axe since it would be amusing as hell to see Brody running about with a battle axe, even better when Depp does it. Since this is a B movie, all the special effects would be sheer crap. Bruce Campbell would play all the extras.
Most of this can be blamed on the fact that I'm pretty drunk. XD
Forgot to bitch this morning about Sanji sounding like he has his nose in a pair of pliers. It's enough to drive me to the subs for sure. What a horrible intro ep.
Yugioh: The Live-Action Version
Reaping the Living
Orlando Bloom--Yugi Mutou
-This was of the reasoning that Orlando and Depp just make a good team.
Kevin Spacey--Yami
-We haven't decided whether he's just dubbed over Bloom or whether he's supposed to be physically represented.
Johnny Depp--Seto Kaiba
-The crack that started this whole mess.
Colin Farrell--Jounouchi Katsuya
-My belief that Farrell has to be in any movie I would remotely watch just to piss me off and always in the role least suited to him.
Ralph Fienes--Ryou Bakura
-Tom's choice.
Frankie Muniz--Mokuba Kaiba
-Finding child actors is hard and it was either this or Tom's choice of Joaquin Phoenix.
Lindsay Lohan--Anzu
-I like neither particularly so it works.
Russel Crowe--Honda
-You can blame Tom for the whackness that is this.
Adrien Brody--Malik Ishtar
-Tom's convinced Brody would fly about licking things.
Cameron Diaz--Mai
-*shrugs*
Elijah Wood--Otogi
-I have NO idea. Blame Tom.
Robert De Niro--Black Magician
-It would just be too hilarious.
Christopher Walken--Pegasus
-Tom says every movie needs Walken.
Nicole Kidman--Blue Eyes White Dragon
-The BEWD would be done with cheesy laser lights.
Danny DeVito--Kuriboh
-We are aware that Kuriboh never speaks.
Michelle Pfeiffer--Black Magician Girl
-I think Tom has some fetish with both of these chicks.
Oh yeah, the Sennen Puzzle would be a ring, the Sennen Ring would be a dangly earring, the Sennen Eye would be an eyepatch with the Egyptian symbol drawn over it, and the Sennen Rod would be a huge-ass battle axe since it would be amusing as hell to see Brody running about with a battle axe, even better when Depp does it. Since this is a B movie, all the special effects would be sheer crap. Bruce Campbell would play all the extras.
Most of this can be blamed on the fact that I'm pretty drunk. XD
Forgot to bitch this morning about Sanji sounding like he has his nose in a pair of pliers. It's enough to drive me to the subs for sure. What a horrible intro ep.