Why are all 15-yr-olds cooler than me?

[tempestuously]

The LPGA was awesome. I wasn't too impressed with Annika Sorenstam, although I admit she had a talent for getting herself out of bad situations. I saw her make par after falling in the sand trap and then landing in the rough. Her partner ended up hitting someone with a ball. I got bored with her since she was way ahead of everyone else at first, 13 under par. So I tailed along 15-yr-old Michelle Wie, who was very exciting to watch. She started out at 5 under par and finished at 8 under par. She had some brilliant putts at the green. That and she's lanky as all get out. I hear Wie was the youngest amateur to place so highly in a major tournament.

Then family bitched at me for a grammatical error in my newest article. Only it was from a sentence that the editors added. -_-

Tomorrow I get to go outside and weed my garden so I can plant flowers. My one Imperial Lily already died for the year. It lasts a total of a week each year. It's still pretty.

"So You Think You Can Dance" pains me more than reality tv usually does. I think reality tv needs to apply the policy from the most recent Dr. Who. Disintegrating losers is all right in my opinion. Then I don't have to hear about them anymore. Like the slowly dying Mary-Kate Olsen. So depressing.

Samurai Champloo was so dull last night. Disappointment major.