I also want to replay Kingdom Hearts I since I think I wasn't really paying attention to a good deal from the storyline...
Because you didn't ask for it: Kingdom Hearts (one) in Five Minutes:
SORA: Hi, I'm Sora and I'm the kid who sees Dead People. These are my friends. We live on an island where we play around all day unsupervised. RIKU: Hi, I'm Riku and I'm Sora's rival and big brother. They're going to try to make it seem like he and I are competing for Kairi, but I'll just act like I'm gay for Sora instead. KAIRI: Hi, I am a girl! Hiiiiii~
SORA: I want to go to other worlds. COSMIC FATE: OK, here. ::punt:: SORA: Hey WAIT I wanted to go to other worlds with my friends. COSMIC FATE: You forgot to specify.
SORA: Wow, now that I'm in another world it's just some town and not very interesting. LEON/AERITH/YUFFIE/CID: Hi, we're from Final Fantasy. AERITH: Yeah, I'm not dead in this game so you should BUY IT, FANBOYS. DONALD/GOOFY: Hi, we're from Disney. SORA: This makes no sense. GOOFY: Nope, wanna go on wacky adventures? SORA: Well, I have this really important task of searching for my friends to... oh hell twist my arm, I'm in. RIKU: I see that Sora has made new friends. Since it's not possible to be friends with more than one person, I'm going to join the dark side and become his enemy instead. For the name of friendship. Not Gay Angst
::Sora and Donald and Goofy go about reinacting every Disney movie they encounter, only it's the special Sora version where Sora does everything important. Somehow this doesn't make him a Mary Sue. I can't explain why.::
SORA: Wow this castle is pretty cool and HEY they kidnapped Kairi; I remember her. Come on guys let's save her and stuff. ::They Do, but then Sora is turned in to a Heartless. This will be an important Plot Point later but at the time it just makes it annoying to get around.:: KAIRI: I will hug you and somehow that will fix it. ::One convoluted explanation later, that will take at least two more games to resolve, it does.::
::Sora Donald and Goofy save all the 'Princesses', even the ones like Alice who aren't Princesses, and then continue on their quest on an awkward to fly space ship. They do snippets of every world they visited before, just like Megaman.::
ANSEM: I have inhabited the body of your friend Riku, which was easy because he is full of boy-angst. My thesis is that people are inherently evil. That fills me with enough rage to want to destroy them. SORA: NO! People are INHERENTLY GOOD! And I will hit you really hard with this blunt weapon to prove it! ::He does:: ::It may or may not have helped:: ::Mickey and Riku appear, save universe:: RIKU: Hi Sora; I've given up on you because I'm gay for Mickey now. MICKEY: Ho! Well, I'm married, but Minnie is cool.
::Everyone is seperated in spacetime again, leaving almost nothing resolved:: ::END::
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Because you didn't ask for it: Kingdom Hearts (one) in Five Minutes:
SORA: Hi, I'm Sora and I'm the kid who sees Dead People. These are my friends. We live on an island where we play around all day unsupervised.
RIKU: Hi, I'm Riku and I'm Sora's rival and big brother. They're going to try to make it seem like he and I are competing for Kairi, but I'll just act like I'm gay for Sora instead.
KAIRI: Hi, I am a girl! Hiiiiii~
SORA: I want to go to other worlds.
COSMIC FATE: OK, here. ::punt::
SORA: Hey WAIT I wanted to go to other worlds with my friends.
COSMIC FATE: You forgot to specify.
SORA: Wow, now that I'm in another world it's just some town and not very interesting.
LEON/AERITH/YUFFIE/CID: Hi, we're from Final Fantasy.
AERITH: Yeah, I'm not dead in this game so you should BUY IT, FANBOYS.
DONALD/GOOFY: Hi, we're from Disney.
SORA: This makes no sense.
GOOFY: Nope, wanna go on wacky adventures?
SORA: Well, I have this really important task of searching for my friends to... oh hell twist my arm, I'm in.
RIKU: I see that Sora has made new friends. Since it's not possible to be friends with more than one person, I'm going to join the dark side and become his enemy instead. For the name of friendship.
Not Gay Angst::Sora and Donald and Goofy go about reinacting every Disney movie they encounter, only it's the special Sora version where Sora does everything important. Somehow this doesn't make him a Mary Sue. I can't explain why.::
SORA: Wow this castle is pretty cool and HEY they kidnapped Kairi; I remember her. Come on guys let's save her and stuff.
::They Do, but then Sora is turned in to a Heartless. This will be an important Plot Point later but at the time it just makes it annoying to get around.::
KAIRI: I will hug you and somehow that will fix it.
::One convoluted explanation later, that will take at least two more games to resolve, it does.::
::Sora Donald and Goofy save all the 'Princesses', even the ones like Alice who aren't Princesses, and then continue on their quest on an awkward to fly space ship. They do snippets of every world they visited before, just like Megaman.::
ANSEM: I have inhabited the body of your friend Riku, which was easy because he is full of boy-angst. My thesis is that people are inherently evil. That fills me with enough rage to want to destroy them.
SORA: NO! People are INHERENTLY GOOD! And I will hit you really hard with this blunt weapon to prove it!
::He does::
::It may or may not have helped::
::Mickey and Riku appear, save universe::
RIKU: Hi Sora; I've given up on you because I'm gay for Mickey now.
MICKEY: Ho! Well, I'm married, but Minnie is cool.
::Everyone is seperated in spacetime again, leaving almost nothing resolved::
::END::