you whiny emo cutter bitches need to stop stealing my cool usernames

[tempestuously]

I am never creating a user name again. Holy hell. That took three hours! Three hours to settle on the very thing that I was originally batting around. Because everything I wanted was taken. Now I'm going to get like five hours of sleep and be miserable. Perfect. I'm an idiot. If this ever comes up again, I'm letting someone else choose for me.

Graham, you are not allowed to respond to this post. >_>