Should I ever make a coherent HP post?

[tempestuously]

I have managed to convince myself that Rowling hates any fanon. Except for some of the most detested/beloved (depending on your opinion) aspects of it.

Rowling is trying not to lie on Dateline as we speak.



--BITCHSLAPPING THE FANGIRLS WITH REALITY--
-Blaise Zabini
believed in fandom to be a pasty emo boy/girl
shown in HBP to be an arrogant, Draco-like, black boy

hey, they were half-right

-Bill Weasley
believed in fandom to be a totally hottie and possibly having an affair with Remus
shown in HBP to be marrying Fleur and horribly mangled by a werewolf
made a point of saying that Bill will no longer be pretty

-Harry/Hermione
believed in fandom to exist
shown in HBP that Hermione really wants Ron all along and that H/Hr is strictly platonic
worsened by Harry's newfound obsession/love with Ginny

-Remus/Sirius
believed in fandom to be a subtle homosexual relationship
implied in HBP that Lupin might have feelings for Tonks, still speculation
however, Tonks does love Lupin

-Snape
believed in fandom to be a fascinating character who is much more than meets the eye
shown in HBP to kill Dumbledore, this is the non-interpretation version
this does not make Snape any less fascinating

--THE FANGIRLS WERE RIGHT! SECTION--
-Draco
believed in fandom to be capable of redemption and trapped in a wicked family
shown in HBP to be afraid of killing Dumbledore, therefore redemption is slightly more possibly
OMG don't tell me the fangirls were right!

-Harry/Ginny
believed in fandom to exist
shown in HBP to be canon
OMG curse those deviant fangirls!

-Snape/Harry
believed in fandom to exist, god knows why
shown in HBP that Harry has a deep connection with Snape's potions books
yes, I'm being a dork

EDIT: *whines* Pestering the Kira reminded me how much I need Destiny 39 right now, but I have to wait for Seed's release. Oh I want my AsuCaga! I want my contrite Asuran! I want my Cagalli apology. I want my favorite heterosexual OTP ever back!

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Thank god for HP/SS. *g*

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*waves little 'Snape is not evil' flags!*