tempestuously | My dog, the Sasuke-neko

Bro just found out the Sasuke-neko plays fetch. I think they finally have something to bond over. I wish I had a net camera or something so I could show this oddity, especially when I don't feel like throwing the mousie so she sits at my lap and meows since she can't bark. The only difference is while a dog will play forever, the Sasuke-neko gets tired after a few minutes unless she initiated the game. In that case, she'll play for almost an hour. Maybe now my brother will stop bitching about how we need to get a dog. We don't need a dog; we've got a Sasuke-neko. She steals from our meal plates as we're eating, scratches lying down and comes to you on command. She also hates other cats and chases them around. I think someone has identity issues. Big ones.