Sex on rye

[tempestuously]

I am so going to be over hours for work.

Anyhoo, I decided that Graham needed to see Dream Live 3rd. The results were disturbing to say the least. This mostly comes from Hyotei's entrance in their street clothes and goes up to Seigaku's final number before they don their graduation suits. I apologize now for the extreme level of crack we put poor Atobe through.



For those who don't speak Graham crackanese like me:
Silver - Atobe
Scarf - Tezuka
Charlie Brown - Horio
Mullet - Momo

The rest are anyone's guess and I have to rewatch the myu to figure them out. ^^;;

Cyan Flowerew: crowd sing!
Cyan Flowerew: XD
Cyan Flowerew: Sob in corner!
Cyan Flowerew: Roll call time bitches!
Cyan Flowerew: People walk toward stage and say something
Cyan Flowerew: I assume it was an evil roll call
Cyan Flowerew: Now they are deciding how much they are worth on the black market
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf boy thinks he's worth the most, but silver hair disagrees
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf boy says he worth all the of Silver hair's men
Cyan Flowerew: Silver hair says he's worth only two
Cyan Flowerew: Camo and black vest
Cyan Flowerew: Black vest disagrees. but Camo thinks he wants it
Cyan Flowerew: Oh know, charlie brown and co have shown up
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf is gropping himself now
Cyan Flowerew: Bandana boy has MPD
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf refused the offer.
Cyan Flowerew: He wants all of them, plus charlie brown
Cyan Flowerew: Silver says he's do those two plus a freestyle song
Cyan Flowerew: His men agree
Cyan Flowerew: Mullet man has admiting to trying out for American Idol
Cyan Flowerew: Silver hair claps, but is unimpressed
Cyan Flowerew: Charlie brown says Scarf's men look better
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf says he alone is sexier
Cyan Flowerew: XD
Cyan Flowerew: Your smut films are weird
Nayami: this other one is much more smutty
Cyan Flowerew: ... I don't think I could handle it after all the kink in the last oe

Cyan Flowerew: Scarf cdeclares a sex off
Cyan Flowerew: He pics smile cap.
Cyan Flowerew: Smile caps can't dance if he doesn't know the time
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf says it's "me time"
Cyan Flowerew: His men laugh
Cyan Flowerew: Silver is annoyed
Cyan Flowerew: Sends out blue ascot
Cyan Flowerew: Blue ascot repeats Whore a few times and yells it
Cyan Flowerew: The sex off is getting more indecent
Cyan Flowerew: Charlie brown votes for scarf again.
Cyan Flowerew: I think Scarf paid charlie in favors
Cyan Flowerew: White shirt fist pumps in victory
Cyan Flowerew: Leather jacket as declared a sex war
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf stars singing his martial sex arts
Cyan Flowerew: Silver in unimpressed
Cyan Flowerew: Silver's men are fighters in drunken ramblings.
Cyan Flowerew: It's bizarly effective
Cyan Flowerew: On of Scarf's men collapses
Cyan Flowerew: Charlie awards a tie
Cyan Flowerew: Two random passerbys begin to boot scoot.
Cyan Flowerew: They brought ther own light
Cyan Flowerew: All are impressed
Cyan Flowerew: Boot scooters join silver
Cyan Flowerew: White shirt pretends he is a snake. and thrists with red shorts
Cyan Flowerew: black overalls appears confused
Cyan Flowerew: SEX!
Cyan Flowerew: Snake and scarf have had enough. They want eachother
Nayami: I suppose I should have provided a warning for that. ^^;;
Cyan Flowerew: OH! Someone got jealous!
Cyan Flowerew: Aw
Cyan Flowerew: Everyone deserted silver
Cyan Flowerew: Now he dreams of dancing with his prince charming.
Cyan Flowerew: And it ends...
Nayami: that's his teacher. XD
Nayami: so what did you think of the random sex on the stage?
Cyan Flowerew: It was vulgar. I loved it
Nayami00: and Yuushi (blue-hair)'s jealousy?
Cyan Flowerew: It came out of no where!
Cyan Flowerew: He should be shot. He cost silver everything!
Cyan Flowerew: *Sobs*
Nayami: Silver recovers!
Cyan Flowerew: Good to hea
Cyan Flowerew: r
Nayami: and sexes the whole audience at once
Cyan Flowerew: I imagine his dream prince spurs up his shattered libido
Nayami: uh...sure
Cyan Flowerew: I do so hate the waiting
Cyan Flowerew: Sex is power and Rawr! Waiting need not apply.
Cyan Flowerew: These boys know!.
Cyan Flowerew: SSex in the streets!
Nayami: btw, only Silver's cast remain in the miyu since the others graduated. XD
Cyan Flowerew: Hahahahaha!
Cyan Flowerew: Victor by defalt!
Nayami: exactly

Cyan Flowerew: Silver's prince should have dressed in blue. He's too gloomy, and fades into the background
Cyan Flowerew: Prince declare his love and for silver to strip
Cyan Flowerew: Silver in a tease
Cyan Flowerew: Silver sings to sloq the pace
Cyan Flowerew: He's singing about his leather pants, and has summoned the powers of the pants to back him up
Nayami: *is ded*
Cyan Flowerew: He s so certain his leather pants are the key to world peace
Nayami: me too me too!
Cyan Flowerew: He says he's had enough of being over here, these people deserve his pants too
Cyan Flowerew: Now he turns around. The tease
Cyan Flowerew: I'm not sure, bt I think the pants are singing now
Cyan Flowerew: It's a little weird to seranade ones own pants
Cyan Flowerew: But the pants have magic power
Cyan Flowerew: But only as long as his legs remain apart
Cyan Flowerew: That's what the song is about
Nayami: *dies again*
Cyan Flowerew: He's singing about hims pants, his legs, his crotch, and the power to change the world
Cyan Flowerew: He's hypnotized his old gang.
Cyan Flowerew: They are stumbling zombies of pants induduced love
Cyan Flowerew: He comands them to fight, but the pants hate fighting, so they dance and bring him wine
Cyan Flowerew: and thrust
Cyan Flowerew: He teases again, which jacks the power of his pants up
Cyan Flowerew: Then he vanishes.
Cyan Flowerew: Pants power
Nayami: + 30 for sexy pants
Cyan Flowerew: yep
Nayami: so how much of a whore-slut is Silver?
Cyan Flowerew: He is a pretty good one, but with his pants, which by themselves is one amazing slut, they become the world's best
Cyan Flowerew: By this point the gang s both pure manifestations of slut, and zombie gang
Nayami: wow....
Cyan Flowerew: The power of the pants
Nayami: seriously
Nayami: which is the second slutiest, aside from Silver and the Pants?
Cyan Flowerew: Oh, definitly charlie brown. Such a voyuer
Cyan Flowerew: I mean he even judges
Cyan Flowerew: He drools over it all, then decides which was sexier
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf is close though
Nayami: why is Scarf a slut?
Cyan Flowerew: He's just so me oriented.
Cyan Flowerew: I almost expected him to start thrusting himself
Nayami: it's because he tried to have sex on stage, isn't it?
Cyan Flowerew: Yes
Nayami: ^^
Nayami: Scarf loves his public displays of eroticism.
Cyan Flowerew: Very forward that one
Cyan Flowerew: He was attracted to the pants
Cyan Flowerew: He wants their power, and he wants them off silver
Nayami: who doesn't?

Cyan Flowerew: Lights camera sex!
Cyan Flowerew: Mullet!
Cyan Flowerew: Mullet is singing about how he was possessed by the pants.
Cyan Flowerew: they are all possessed
Cyan Flowerew: The pants power never fade
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf os just confused
Cyan Flowerew: Over alls swears to resist
Cyan Flowerew: He says the power of his loli will save the day
Nayami: LOLI?
Cyan Flowerew: They are all fighting now!
Cyan Flowerew: Don't ask me
Cyan Flowerew: I'm just translating
Cyan Flowerew: Smile shirt says he likes the pants. He's hopeless
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf stands defantly
Cyan Flowerew: Now smile shirt has his solo.
Cyan Flowerew: He's singing about how to make pants
Cyan Flowerew: Scarf just copped a feel of himself
Cyan Flowerew: Business as usual is what they are singing