tempestuously: ([geass] puppy love)
tempestuously ([personal profile] tempestuously) wrote2006-12-19 01:22 am

"Lulu is gay. This boy was born the wrong gender."

I was having a bad night and needed an angst chaser so I enlisted Graham's help in our favorite game: Rate the Gay in Geass.

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Nayami: on a scale of 1 to 10, how ghei?
http://pics.livejournal.com/anthology_on/pic/000g5rpp
Cyan: Well, I would probably give it a seven for the clothes, but the angry man pose makes me drop it too a 3, however, the girl hands on your boy makes me rase it to a five, and I'll raise it to a six for the scarf, but drop it back to 5 for the shades
Nayami: what about the ring? and the origami charm bracelet?
Cyan: The ring is a skull (-1) with wings (+1). Cancels
Nayami: stupid neutral ring
Cyan: Damn, the chain is a -1, but the trinket... That's like a +5
Nayami: awesome
Nayami: so like 10 then
Cyan: So, it's a +5 trinket of gayness.
Nayami: +5 gay
Cyan: He had to equip that to become fully ghei
Nayami: I need to make an icon to say that later. XD
Nayami: when I'm not so stressed
Nayami: too bad Suzaku lacks any gay equipment
Cyan: Yeah. His hair helps him though



Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/anthology_on/pic/000fypt1
your second subject
Cyan: 0_o
Cyan: I... can not even begin to understand
Cyan: It... just radiates gay
Nayami: LOL i love you graham. XD
Cyan: XD
Nayami: it really does
Cyan: It does There's nothing singularly gay about it, but it's just gay
Nayami: it shouldn't be possible to be that gay in a picture where you have your clothes still on
Cyan Flowerew: That cat... Poor thing.
Nayami: that cat does not like yaoi he's like "get me the hell out of here!"
Cyan: XD That also needs an icon
Cyan Flowerew: It's like yelling "Oh, God! They're gonna make out and I so do not want to see that"

Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/anthology_on/pic/000g694w
lulu wants to be YOUR manho
Cyan: Not much gay here, unlless you count the pose. That is until you look at the pants. Is that a rip away front panel?
Cyan Flowerew: It's a button up croth, for easy access
Nayami: OMG I didn't even notice that! holy hell, I can't even *explain* those pants
Cyan: I look more at male crotch than nayami. I fell special
Nayami: god I love Lelouch! and that quote was spectacular
Cyan Flowerew: XD

Nayami: http://pics.livejournal.com/anthology_on/pic/000g7w27
suzaku trying to be cute
Cyan: Hmmm I think he's just naturally gayer.
Cyan: Lelouch has a manliness that this boy just lacks
Nayami: wow Lulu being more straight
Cyan: No
Nayami: it's because Suzaku is the nice one
Cyan: I said more manly
Nayami: so they're both pretty damn gay?
Cyan: Lulu is gay. This boy was born the wrong gender.
Cyan: And I mean, he radiates sterotypical 50s houewife
Nayami: LOL *dies 40 times over*
Cyan: ^_^
Nayami: poor Suzaku
Cyan: Well, he seems happy about it


ETA: I forgot the best part of the conversation. We mustn't forget that no matter how badass Lelouch pretends to be, he's still just a ronery widdle kitty wanting to be topped.

Nayami: I find it funny that I am now calling Suzaku a lesbian and it's all your fault.
Cyan: ^_^
Nayami: Suzaku still tops Lulu hard.
Cyan: He is
Nayami: Lulu likes that.
Cyan: XD
Nayami: oh he does
Nayami: i mean look at Lulu, he is *begging* to be topped
Cyan: XD
Nayami: every expression is just so "take me now!"

[identity profile] myth720.livejournal.com 2006-12-19 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
lmao this is horrible. i love it xD

[identity profile] litagemini.livejournal.com 2006-12-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, I love it. It's like Yaoi Fashion SWAT.