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tempestuously) wrote2007-03-11 09:36 pm
tempestuously) wrote2007-03-11 09:36 pm
Are you sure this reallly Sparta?
Saw 300. Learned many interesting things.
1. True Spartans disapprove of clothing that isn't a speedo or a cape.
2. Xerxes really just wanted the king's ass. (And that metal speedo must chafe something awful.)
3. Spartan shields are definitely made up of gundanium or at the very least adamantium. Because damn.
4. Arcadians sane. Spartans not so much.
5. The Persians clearly have magic. They pulled three elephants and a rhinoceros out of their ass.
6. I cannot spell rhinoceros without spell check.
7. If you have something important to say, you must always wait for the booming soundtrack to catch up with you before you roar it to the heavens.
Seriously though, I thought the movie was fun, even if the dialogue was so bad it was awesome. That and the homoeroticism in this thing is OFF THE CHARTS! Now why couldn't Alexander have been more like this? Oh that's right, Colin fucking Farrel.
1. True Spartans disapprove of clothing that isn't a speedo or a cape.
2. Xerxes really just wanted the king's ass. (And that metal speedo must chafe something awful.)
3. Spartan shields are definitely made up of gundanium or at the very least adamantium. Because damn.
4. Arcadians sane. Spartans not so much.
5. The Persians clearly have magic. They pulled three elephants and a rhinoceros out of their ass.
6. I cannot spell rhinoceros without spell check.
7. If you have something important to say, you must always wait for the booming soundtrack to catch up with you before you roar it to the heavens.
Seriously though, I thought the movie was fun, even if the dialogue was so bad it was awesome. That and the homoeroticism in this thing is OFF THE CHARTS! Now why couldn't Alexander have been more like this? Oh that's right, Colin fucking Farrel.
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Really true spartans disapproved of clothing. period.
imagine a bunch of hot, fit guys kicking ass while naked whutsorry, just surfing your journal re: Code Geass; I couldn't help commenting. SO MANY HOT MEN. and they were freaking RIPPED.