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[tempestuously]

I am far too mean to my little brother.

Me: I think he's on 'roids.
Dad: Where would he get them?
Bro: I'M NOT ON 'ROIDS!
Me: He gets them from his gay little friend.
Me: Do you trade sexual favors for steroids? Don't lie to me, boy!
Bro: *leaves room and possibly house*

Comments

[quebelly.livejournal.com]

You think accusing my drug addicted brother of being gay will get him out of the house?

[nayami.livejournal.com]

No but I think it might get a television thrown at you. Probably yours.

[quebelly.livejournal.com]

Oh I hope he does hit me. Then I get to call the police on him and he can detox in jail.