If Zuko goes on a blind date with Katara, I will shoot myself

[tempestuously]

Saving forever and ever because of the awesomeness. I almost cried. Axel...

Also summary on the latest Avatar episode as told to Graham.
Nayami: Zuko and that dude that eye-sexed him fought on Avatar tonight.
Cyan: Was it cool?
Nayami: there was much slashy tension. no pun intended
Cyan: XD
Nayami: there were swords
Cyan: Cool
Nayami: and Jet was all pissed because Zuko wouldn't firebend
Nayami: and Zuko was all pissed because his non-friend was crazy
Nayami: then there was sex
Cyan: ^_^
Cyan: Really?
Nayami: I don't know. my brain kinda stopped working somewhere in there
Nayami: it saw sex
Cyan: XD
Nayami: whether it actually occurred is not important
Cyan: XD
Nayami: and somewhere in the middle of the sex, some people showed up and pulled Jet away from Zuko and tried to brainwash him
Cyan: Long as you enjoyed it
Nayami: then the ep ended. I was sad.
Cyan: A
Cyan: w
Nayami: *nods*
Nayami: I hope they don't succeed. I like Jet.
Nayami: I used to hate Jet but now I like him.
Nayami: must be the power of the sex
Cyan: XD
Nayami: Aang was in the episode too
Nayami: He was not having sex.
Cyan: Really?
Cyan: I would never have guessed
Cyan: was he sad about that?
Nayami: I can't really remember what happened with him.
Cyan: XD
Nayami: since there was no sex, I zoned out
Cyan: Really? No sex equals boring?
Nayami: for that ep
Nayami: I think he was with the gang.
Cyan: ^_^
Nayami: that ep was all about Zuko anyway
Nayami: Zuko = SEX
Cyan: Riiight
Nayami: so you see it's hard to tell when sex isn't going on when zuko's on the screen
Nayami: the only time you know for sure that there is no sex is when zuko isn't in the episode
Nayami: it's a logical conclusion
Cyan: Ok
Cyan: *Nods* ^_^
Nayami: it's good you follow my way of thinking now
Nayami: so much easier for you
Cyan: Yes

Realize the episode was infinitely more awesome than that and most of the above is a lie.

So weekend plans fell through like a big lead weight and now we are both depressed and bored. Someone save our souls.