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tempestuously) wrote2007-06-13 07:01 pm
tempestuously) wrote2007-06-13 07:01 pm
Depression and crack are rarely a good mix
So here's the crack icon doujin that I promised warned you about earlier today. Honestly it's just Graham and I going through my Geass icons in order and making up the worst yaoi story known to man. This is a bit different from what we originally had, Graham, since I can't remember the end and I chickened out on the non-con. ;_; Honestly, this isn't brain-safe for ANYONE.
Creepy doujin cover that makes no sense but is perdy.
Our story begins our ever cocky Lelouch pwning a random sucker at chess.
In a bizarre twist of fate, said sucker shows to be an extremely poor sport pulling a weapon on our defenseless hero and forcing him to resort to Geassing the bastard.
Little does he know, he's being watched.
It seems chaos might ensure until our cleverly disguised stalker reveals himself to be none other than Suzaku, Lelouch's incredibly gay friend from childhood.
Who once came onto little Luluand showed him his penis with unsexy results.
Hoping to show his friend, he no longer fears the cock, Lelouch suggests furry role-play and bondage.
"Suzaku, why don't you be the cowboy?"
Suzaku never stops to wonder why this makes no fucking sense or why Brokeback Mountain music suddenly starts playing in the background.
But not all is what it seems in SuzaLulu land, as Lelouch has a small problem with cheating through cyber-sex. "Iyaaan, show me your avalon."
There is tension!
Lelouch tries to make amends with kitties.
While still cheating. Because a pimp just can't fight who he is.
Damn, his new lover is craaazy. It's speculated they bond over their love for cosplay.
Despite Suzaku's suspicions, Lelouch manages to retain his cool and hopes his bishi smile will win the day.
But the guilt soon becomes to much to bear and he realizes he must come clean to Suzaku.
Suzaku does not want to be in a swinger relationship. ;_;
"Fuck you then."
"I can't live without Lelouch. I must kill myself!"
But just as Suzaku is about to deliver the fatal thrust, his savior appears in the form of the gentle Euphemia.
Obligatory Kallen luvs Zero angst. Every doujin needs it.
The boys dream about their happy days when Lelouch wasn't being a selfish bitch.
"NO I'M STRAIGHT NOW DAMMIT!"
For no reason other than the desire for this doujin to end in smut, Lelouch realizes what he's lost and feels the need to repent. Aww.
"Hey, Euphie, you wouldn't be opposed to sharing?"
Clearly, she would.
Try as he might, Lelouch can't get Suzaku off his mind.
Against his better judgment, Suzaku agrees to meet with Lelouch to talk.
Sadly, CC appears to have missed the memo. No Pizza Hut date for you tonight, sweetie.
Lelouch breaks down and pours out his soul. This results either in snuggling and smut for all or as Graham suggests SNAPPING AND VICIOUS RAPE, you decide.
Look, it's smut either way, folks. Hmm, I guess this is more of a LuluSuza doujin.
The sex, of course, results in adorable childhood flashbacks. ^^
Another flashback? I dunno. This is my outlier icon. It doesn't want to fit in the story.
It's good to be the seme.
Realization that they have just broken the sacred rules of Geass yaoi dawn upon the boys.
"How the fuck can I be seme? I have the endurance of a sloth.">
"But I do make one hot uke."
Afterwards, Lelouch decides the best way to ensure yaoi happiness is to kill all means of distraction to either. CC isn't here since duh you can't kill her. Note, you can't have your classic yaoi without offing the girl standing in the way of the gay. It's a known fact. I still love you, Euphie. ;_;
And we end with gay wedding and probably sex because this is a doujin. Who needs plot or better yet logic?
I think I need to go scrub my brain for a while now.
Creepy doujin cover that makes no sense but is perdy.
Our story begins our ever cocky Lelouch pwning a random sucker at chess.
In a bizarre twist of fate, said sucker shows to be an extremely poor sport pulling a weapon on our defenseless hero and forcing him to resort to Geassing the bastard.
Little does he know, he's being watched.
It seems chaos might ensure until our cleverly disguised stalker reveals himself to be none other than Suzaku, Lelouch's incredibly gay friend from childhood.
Who once came onto little Lulu
Hoping to show his friend, he no longer fears the cock, Lelouch suggests furry role-play and bondage.
"Suzaku, why don't you be the cowboy?"
Suzaku never stops to wonder why this makes no fucking sense or why Brokeback Mountain music suddenly starts playing in the background.
But not all is what it seems in SuzaLulu land, as Lelouch has a small problem with cheating through cyber-sex. "Iyaaan, show me your avalon."
There is tension!
Lelouch tries to make amends with kitties.
While still cheating. Because a pimp just can't fight who he is.
Damn, his new lover is craaazy. It's speculated they bond over their love for cosplay.
Despite Suzaku's suspicions, Lelouch manages to retain his cool and hopes his bishi smile will win the day.
But the guilt soon becomes to much to bear and he realizes he must come clean to Suzaku.
Suzaku does not want to be in a swinger relationship. ;_;
"Fuck you then."
"I can't live without Lelouch. I must kill myself!"
But just as Suzaku is about to deliver the fatal thrust, his savior appears in the form of the gentle Euphemia.
Obligatory Kallen luvs Zero angst. Every doujin needs it.
The boys dream about their happy days when Lelouch wasn't being a selfish bitch.
"NO I'M STRAIGHT NOW DAMMIT!"
For no reason other than the desire for this doujin to end in smut, Lelouch realizes what he's lost and feels the need to repent. Aww.
"Hey, Euphie, you wouldn't be opposed to sharing?"
Clearly, she would.
Try as he might, Lelouch can't get Suzaku off his mind.
Against his better judgment, Suzaku agrees to meet with Lelouch to talk.
Sadly, CC appears to have missed the memo. No Pizza Hut date for you tonight, sweetie.
Lelouch breaks down and pours out his soul. This results either in snuggling and smut for all or as Graham suggests SNAPPING AND VICIOUS RAPE, you decide.
Look, it's smut either way, folks. Hmm, I guess this is more of a LuluSuza doujin.
The sex, of course, results in adorable childhood flashbacks. ^^
Another flashback? I dunno. This is my outlier icon. It doesn't want to fit in the story.
It's good to be the seme.
Realization that they have just broken the sacred rules of Geass yaoi dawn upon the boys.
"How the fuck can I be seme? I have the endurance of a sloth.">
"But I do make one hot uke."
Afterwards, Lelouch decides the best way to ensure yaoi happiness is to kill all means of distraction to either. CC isn't here since duh you can't kill her. Note, you can't have your classic yaoi without offing the girl standing in the way of the gay. It's a known fact. I still love you, Euphie. ;_;
And we end with gay wedding and probably sex because this is a doujin. Who needs plot or better yet logic?
I think I need to go scrub my brain for a while now.