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Earthquake
Dec. 9th, 2003 05:09 pmI can't believe Maryland just felt the aftershocks of an earthquake from Virginia. 4.5 on the Richter scale. WTF???
Dec. 9th, 2003
Romanticizing the Violence
Dec. 9th, 2003 10:50 pmBefore the ranting commences, be amused with the happy facts:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Ah, that was a good one. My roommate sent me that. ^_^
( Commence rantage )
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Ah, that was a good one. My roommate sent me that. ^_^
( Commence rantage )
