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Crack Time
Jan. 26th, 2005 12:26 pmSo yesterday some buds and I got together to watch Troy and Collateral. Troy was pretty much full of instances of us pointing out how all of the heterosexuality in that movie is so emphasized that it blatantly seems like they are overcompensating. I mean, every other sentence out of the character's mouths involved "woman." It would have seemed much more subtle if they would have spoken NATURALLY. My personal favorite is the constant reminders to "Love your woman" as if the Greeks/Trojans might forget. XD ( You probably should get out now because it only gets more disturbing from here. )
Before we leave this perplexing train of thought, let's talk about game console fidelty. I'm extremely faithful to my consoles when I get them and only trade-up when they become obsolete and games are no longer made for them at all. So far, I've only had NES, Super NES, Playstation, and PS2. I will allow no allow gaming consoles in my room as long as I own another. I cannot help whether anyone around me brings in another console but I gripe about it. So Billy has Game Cube and PS2 and I'm bitching about how I want to play Naruto but I can't cheat on my PS2.
Him: It's not cheating. They get along great.
Me: I don't know. I think it would make PS2 feel insecure.
Him: No, really. Sometimes the PS2 likes to watch me and the Game Cube.
Me: So it's a voyueur now?
Him: Hell, sometimes I use them both at the same time.
Me: Oh you have some threesome action going on, I see?
Him: You know how it is. It's late, we all have a bit of Bacardia and thing's get a little weird. PS2 disks end up in Game Cube. Game Cube disks end up in PS2.
Me: 0_o That's not even possible! Game Cube is too small for PS2 disks.
Him: Not necessarily. It just requires a little pushing and it can fit.
Me: This got much wronger than I expected.
Him: I should probably stop now. You don't want me to bring up the lube.
Uh....yeah...I started new class today. Looks fun but I better start reading Lord of the Rings now or that's going to kick my ass. Oh, also won third place at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
wolfsrainawards.
Before we leave this perplexing train of thought, let's talk about game console fidelty. I'm extremely faithful to my consoles when I get them and only trade-up when they become obsolete and games are no longer made for them at all. So far, I've only had NES, Super NES, Playstation, and PS2. I will allow no allow gaming consoles in my room as long as I own another. I cannot help whether anyone around me brings in another console but I gripe about it. So Billy has Game Cube and PS2 and I'm bitching about how I want to play Naruto but I can't cheat on my PS2.
Him: It's not cheating. They get along great.
Me: I don't know. I think it would make PS2 feel insecure.
Him: No, really. Sometimes the PS2 likes to watch me and the Game Cube.
Me: So it's a voyueur now?
Him: Hell, sometimes I use them both at the same time.
Me: Oh you have some threesome action going on, I see?
Him: You know how it is. It's late, we all have a bit of Bacardia and thing's get a little weird. PS2 disks end up in Game Cube. Game Cube disks end up in PS2.
Me: 0_o That's not even possible! Game Cube is too small for PS2 disks.
Him: Not necessarily. It just requires a little pushing and it can fit.
Me: This got much wronger than I expected.
Him: I should probably stop now. You don't want me to bring up the lube.
Uh....yeah...I started new class today. Looks fun but I better start reading Lord of the Rings now or that's going to kick my ass. Oh, also won third place at
wolfsrainawards.