Family Affairs

Wow, Sasuke is so grounded when he gets back to Sound. How dare you undermine your father's authority in front of all the peons, boy? I can see it now.

Orochimaru: All right, young man. You've had enough excitement for one day. Time to go.
Sasuke: DAMMIT! You never let me have any fun...Shut up, Naruto.
Orochimaru: No jutsu for you.
Sasuke: You can't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
Orochimaru: Correct. You're father died violently at the hands of your brother.
Sasuke:....;_; ihateyou. *runs away, sobbing*
Kabuto: Well put, Orochimaru-sama.
Sasuke: *locks self in room with Linkin Park turned way up, writing angry entries in his friends-locked livejournal*
Kabuto: You really shouldn't let him get away with that.
Orochimaru: I can't help it. He's just so *kyute* when he's all argumentative. ^_^

Also, you should never play hide and seek with Kyuubi. That's just not very smart.

I love a bastard

Seriously, when are you people going to just accept that Sasuke is a bastard and learn to live your lives? I hate fickle fans. He's just doing exactly what he's said he'd do ever since Valley of the End. He's a very driven boy and very fucked up. Bad combination. I'm sick of people attacking him as a character just because he wasn't faking out everyone like in all your bouncy, happy fantasies. Repeat with me now. Sasuke is a bastard. I realize this. I embrace it. And I love him for it.