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I hate you, Internets. I purposely get up early so I can read the new Naruto chapter without being late for work, and it's not here. *bites things*

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Storm has returned and is scaring the shit out of me. So I will make this quick.

-The TRC chapter.
-Apparently, most woman already have the disease that will one day lead to cervical cancer. Better one: apparently, all woman are pregnant or pre-pregnant, which means we should act as though we were pregnant. Brilliant!
-The Naruto chapter.
-Biz's remarkable powers of resume-BSing. (probably the only positive crack of this list)
-The Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode where one of the twins was actually a boy who had been specially raised as a girl and then trained by nearly having sex with his/her brother.
-The Negima anime ending and new anime Graham always speaks of.
-The Kazahaya/Rikuouness of the Watanuki/Doumeki relationship.

THAT'S KABLAMO!

Blame Tom.

EDIT: Yes, I suck at acronyms. ;_;