Quote of the day

So Bro and Dad are watching that freak Criss Angel Mindfreak or whatever. I'm trying to convince them the man has it all set up and is simply a con artist. Bro wants to know how it's possible for him to walk on water.

Me: That's easy; he's a ninja.
Father: Obviously.
Me: Yes, ninjas can walk on water.
Father: No only Jesus can walk on water.
Me: That's because he was a ninja!
Father: Jesus, the original ninja.
Bro: You're going to hell.