In the hope we may find

I almost hit a Christmas tree today. It just rolled out of someone's car. If it would have damaged my car, I would have sued.

Work just loves sending me to terrifying places when they know I have no sense of direction. Ok, period button, what is your issue lately?

I still have watched nothing. I am that awesome. I need to buy x-mas gifts. Losers, y'all need to tell me what you want otherwise you're getting gay porn. Speaking of not gay porn, I need to be amassing that pimpin' post I keep putting off.