Balzheimer's Disease

Is it time for Nayami to bash an anon meme? It's time for Nayami to bash an anon meme. Really, the only thing I actually want to say is that I consider it pointless pandering (in some cases, masochism) for people to comment to these when they're about them as a person. Why do you care what an anonymous person on the Internet thinks of you? Does it matter THAT MUCH? Bleh, I will forever hold my innate distaste for the anon culture.

I got stalked by a goose today. Damn thing tried to keep me from leaving my car and kept trying to bite me. Then he chased me, honking. He also had this orangish-yellow patch of spiked-up hair on his head. Seeing as he was sleeping by a building when I left work, I have3 decided he warrants a name. I'm going with Luciano because it's cool but also represents being a sadist for sadist's sake. Way to corrupt a cool name, Luciano.

I woke up late this morning and had to rush to work to make my new "better person" quota. My roommate thought it was a good idea to greet me with a hearty honk. I almost had a heart attack. I think I threw my leftover French fries at her car. I regret nothing.

I love my new long nails because I am a violent person at heart and enjoy being able to SCRATCH things. But they are so much work. But they go along with my "person person" plan. My next is to actually wear my glasses at night, take care of the cats and restart my budget sheet. I should add writing but one step at a time.

I have no political commentary for the day. Rejoice.