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So I don't check out the "secret" comms unless someone starts yammering about them because I have like zero willpower when I actually know about things. And the so-called wank was unsurprising. Pairing wars are so dull. Though, I admit that poster could be easily misinterpreted, especially if referencing romantic fiction, which is some of the most sexist stuff known to man. Not all of it, but definitely some of it. I just wish people would realize a few KNOWN things and just move on.

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Now to baw over the event I missed because I can't keep days straight.

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In our latest saga of HOW DUMB IS MY ROOMMATE:

I received a call today while I was at work with my roommate freaking out about finding a dead bird or something. Feathers, she said. Now, my cats rarely leave my room so the chance of them finding a bird in it is slim to none. However, they do have this adorable little white ball that's attached to three large pheasant-like feathers, their favorite toy. So I assume this is what she was wailing about, pleading with me to come home and saying she was squeamish about cleaning it up. I return to find out that she did in fact clean it up.

SHE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET.

I'm not even asking how. I'm just infuriated. This tops any special thing she has EVER done. Plus, my cats are majorly bummed. :(