Memoirs of the Angst-Bitch

Note the 1st: Tsubasa!Kamui is Batman. No, seriously. He has a utility belt. And if Fuuma's pimpin' it out on a cycle, you know Kamui's gotta have some equally insane form of transportation. Not only that, the moves are straight Christian Bale out of Batman Begins. And why the hell does he need a thigh holster? Is Kamui packing these days?

Note the 2nd: Just because there's a new girl on the set of Avatar doesn't mean people should automatically start thinking "Hey, I wonder what it would be like if she and Sokka were an item." This is the exact thing that pisses me off about Zutara. There is no evidence! Ok, Zutara had the pirate episode. He taunted her with the necklace and teased her about "saving her from the pirates." I'm sorry people, that's not love in the air. That's blackmail. Zuko feels nothing for Katara. Nothing. She's just in the way of his goal: the Avatar. Zuko is entirely single-minded when it comes to things. He only has eyes for the Avatar. And if nutters fanwriters want it otherwise, they better come up with a good reason for him to give up chase rather just have Katara and Zuko instantly fall for each other. I usually love love-hate relationships, but only if the two interact on a steady basis and, I don't know, think about each other now and then. I don't think I've ever seen Katara or Zuko think about the other when not involved in combat. This is the same reason I barely see Zukka. The only possible canonical pairings at this time would be Zuko/Aang or Katara/Aang, and they just doesn't float my boat right now. As for Azual and Sokka, she would take all of the two seconds it takes to slap him around, and that would be the duration of any interaction they were to have. Moral of this story: many Avatar ships = random.

It reminds me of that joke I made to Rache the other day about how random pairings were driven by that state of fandom in X. I doubt it's true since random pairings had to exist before then. But that's the point where they really started to bug the hell out of me. Unless they involved Yuuto because Yuuto would do anyone.

Note the 3rd: If Kishimmoto decides to cheat me out of Sasuke yet again, I'm going to hunt him down and devour his soul.