Fear the nirates of the night

So I hear tale it be talk like a pirate day. While this be a fine gesture, the bilgewater brat and I prefer "talk like a nirate" day. What be a nirate, ye say? He be the meanest concoction on the land or seas. You know ye be in nirate waters, when ye hear his "ARRR-HIYAH!"

( See the terrifying beasts if ye dare. )

Yes, I be on much opium.

x-posted to chuunin, ARR!