Memoirs of the Angst-Bitch

Amid my attempts to write, I've come to the conclusion that the world needs a romance/adventure between a Grim Reaper (though I prefer Shinigami because it just sounds more spiffy) and a Guardian Angel. One saves you from death and the other helps you die. It would be awesome and probably slash since I can't write females to save my life. Ideas to follow as they come to me. I'm thinking Gabriel for angel and possibly Raven for reaper. But I'm open to other suggestions. I blame the return of Dead Like Me to television, Sci Fi channel to be exact.

Also might as well share fanart/fanfiction idea of The Black Pearl being represented as a hot pirate bitch who slaps Jack around and *occassionally* opts for a shag. The idea is not helped by the reminder that The Black Pearl probably cheated on Jack with Barbosa or that the Pearl would kill Elizabeth in a cat fight over Jack. ( Also SPOILER ) I invest too much in the personification of inanimate objects. And just so we're clear, this would be the spiritual manifestation of the Pearl and not the actual ship. We won't even go there.

Other things I might eventually talk about should I ever feel better:
1. Prince of Tennis dub. No, I don't think it sucks. But at least people don't regard it the way they regard the Naruto dub. Damn, you'd think the dub personally murdered their entire family the way they act. Itachi doesn't have nothing on Viz.
2. Hikaru no Go dub. I like Sai. I like Mousse's VA. Bite me.
3. Haseo of the new HACK series and how he looks like a cosplaying Sasuke. Further info on Team 7 in the World.
4. X artbook and subsequent X musings.
5. *insert random topic here*

So I hear tale it be talk like a pirate day. While this be a fine gesture, the bilgewater brat and I prefer "talk like a nirate" day. What be a nirate, ye say? He be the meanest concoction on the land or seas. You know ye be in nirate waters, when ye hear his "ARRR-HIYAH!"

( See the terrifying beasts if ye dare. )

Yes, I be on much opium.

x-posted to chuunin, ARR!